We have been married a long time eons and we have had some droughts in our intimacy. As you know, my hormonal status has been making life more interesting over the last few years. Our cats were getting used to Mum and Dad having separate bedrooms and then suddenly they were together in the same bed, MAKING KITTENS! At first, Mrs. Stripe (who had myriad kittens in Egypt) used to stand on Dad, whining at him to stop hurting Mum. Why else would she be making those funny noises? Then they seemed to catch on that we were ‘making kittens’ and that wasn’t much better because three cats is more than enough!
They have learned to be discreet or they are locked out of the bedroom because Dad’s performance suffers with an audience who looks at him with distaste. (Imagine your teenage children finding you making kittens…) This morning, after what I thought was a romantic tryst, Mrs. Stripe came straight up the bed and washed my armpits. Well, it had been a boisterous session and we live in the subtropics. Teddy looked at Bunny with disdain, saying, “Why do you let her do that, it’s disgusting!” My retort was, “Well you did something disgusting to me last night that involved bodily fluids”.
His response was that he was compelled to make kittens with me – clearly it was not within his control. Either my attractive smell or visage made him behave in this way. I cracked up laughing, as did he. Maybe there was a compliment in there but I am sure he could have come up with something better such as, “I desired you so much, you are intoxicating or you are the love of my life”. 🙂
Let’s see what happens the next time Teddy wants to make kittens with Bunny…
What adorable kitties!
Liben x
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They were all male despite our silly names with beautiful long fur.
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Nothing like a cold nose on your leg to put the brakes on things!
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Ha, ha, ha!
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LOL, OMG! 🙂
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Well, I had to make do with my non pilot husband… 🙂
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Some pheromones you’ve got there!
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Ha, ha, ha!
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Make kittens! That sounds so cute! Very Disney..
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LOL!
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They are probably wondering why humans never get spayed or neutered!
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We both are!!! I had a hysterectomy and Teddy had Mumps as a child.
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OMG!!! Love this post!!! Thanks for the giggle, I really needed it today. Xx
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I am so glad you liked it Joanne – I was laughing while I wrote it! Thank you for the follow and have a good weekend.
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Very funny!
But again, I’m with Teddy on the armpits…..
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Guys are so fussy! You will need earthy girls like me in the zombie apocalypse.
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Oh yeah, the Zombie Apocalypse. Of course. Why did I not think of that…!
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Wow, are those your cats? They have beautiful eyes!
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No, we left these three, with one other, at a European cat shelter in Cairo. Unfortunately two of them got ill and had to be euthanized. I hope the other two lived a nice, if shorter life, than the three we brought here.
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Like all men, you are not fully prepared… 🙂
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My dog licks my son’s feet and it grosses me out. She clearly has a foot fetish.
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Or a cheese fetish…:)
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Okay now I’m gonna be sick – yuck 😉
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LOL!
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😉
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