How not to use your new camera…

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Well, this is me with my new camera. Even a Zeiss lens can’t help you take good photographs if you are incompetent. 😁
The camera is a SONY DSC-RX100 and apologize for making it look bad!

I am wearing my new skinny jeans reduced to $13 from $54 in JC Penney with an ivory waffle top from Chico’s that I found in a thrift store in Brenham, TX for $5 with the $70 price ticket still on it. My pink sandals were from JC Penney’s a decade ago in a sale. The emerald ring set in silver is from Abu Dhabi.  Bruise on my arm from washing the windows…

So…back to my cell phone. I am sitting out in the humid heat of the sub-tropics and have had my makeup on for 4 hours.

I am wearing Glamglow Glowstarter illuminating moisturizer in Nude Glow (no foundation) and Makeup Forever Aqua XL eye paint in a silvery grey (it really stays on).  Revlon lipstick, mascara and blush.  Newly cut hair in whatever blond color was in the cupboard.  Life is too short to pay $100 for hair color!

 

29 thoughts on “How not to use your new camera…”

  3. How can you say the camera makes you look bad? You look fabulous .. the outfit is utterly gorgeous (sorry about the bruise …. housework should be banned, no?). I need that GlamGlow Glowstart …. I shall hunt like the huntress I am immediately – this is what happens when you are a style icon – you get slavish followers of your look. 💃

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    • Housework should be banned for kittens of a certain age…🐈 I got the Glamglow in Sephora as a birthday gift – smells amazing and looks good on legs. Dear Osyth, it is you who are a style icon, as I can only think of lace up flies. K x

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      • Let’s start a campaign. Even if only for us two kitten cats 😉. The lace-up flies must be hunted down by you …. such a tonic for a tattered cougar – I feel quite spritzed in the vamp department for wearing them. The GlamGlow could be a birthday pressie to self, methinks- Definitely up my street (can’t cope with foundation any more … and certainly not in the heat) xx

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      • I have a confession, dear Osyth. Those lace up flies have been tormenting me, so I went back to JC Penney and found some Project Runway dark grey jeans with a LACE UP FLY!!!! It reminds me of being a teenager and getting the same sparkly blue eye shadow as my friend. The only problem is that you are tall and elegant…❤️

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      • Tall yes, elegant is a stretch …. far to kind you are. But HURRAH! Don’t they just make you feel exactly that … teen and fearless and soooooo desirable! Now for that GlamGlow and I’m good to go!!! 💕

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