Anyone who watched the series Twin Peaks knows exactly why this title is darkly funny. But for the non-watchers, a sinister character in the series, who became brain damaged, got very excited with New Shoes! As a result, dorky Teddy and Bunny do too. These are my new sandals that fit my deformed feet really well and don’t look like old lady shoes.
When I was young, my mother tortured me, with the best of intentions, buying ‘special’ shoes for my club foot. They had to fully support my ankle and allow for easy movement of my toes. Mostly they were plainly ugly but on one horrible occasion she thought that natural hide pigskin ankle boots (also orthotic) would look great. They were ghastly but I had to wear them. Yet worse, was the pair of ankle boots that were half red and blue. They would be great for a Renaissance Fair, when dressing as a Jester, but not Primary School in working-class Glasgow.
Back to 2019 and I have many, many beautiful shoes but I still make sure that my ankle is fully supported particularly in high heels. Like most of us, I can only wear my high heels for quick trips or a dinner date but I needed some proper sandals that I can wear on vacation. I found these Bionica gold and tan sandals in Nordstrom Rack for circa $50 and they look nice. Their sandals are normally about $100 and European. They even make my feet look normal. 😁
The dress/tunic is $13 Junior’s dress from Dillard’s worn with cream Jeggings from CVS so they had to be inexpensive. The scarf was one of my Mum’s favorites and pretties up any outfit. My hair is pink too but the dye will wash out soon…