President Bill Clinton – “I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky”
Governor Sarah Palin – “We used to hustle over the border for health care we received in Canada. And I think now, isn’t that ironic?”
President George W Bush – “Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren’t able to practice their love with women all across this country.”
See – I am not just an evil socialist, I tried to balance it today…